Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde, part 3: Drunk Driver

On the freeway, blonde spouse is driving and brunnette self notices we are now weaving back and forth in our lane. Brunnette self looks over at blonde spouse, who is gleefully chugging a Henry Weinart's Root Beer. Brunnette self also notices several other drivers reaching for cell phones to report 'root beer' drunk driver. Mentions to blonde spouse that chugging a beverage that looks like beer may not be the wisest of choices while driving and weaving. Blonde spouse cannot fathom why, states if they are so concerned they can buy their own Root Beer. *smacks forehead*