Brunette self: "The check to pay the Home Depot bill is right by the door."
Blonde spouse: "Ok."
Brunette self: "Do you have your Home Depot card?"
Blonde spouse: "S***!" (Bedroom, bathroom and kitchen are ripped to shreds.)
Blonde spouse: "Found it."
Brunette self: "See you in about an hour."
Blonde spouse: "Ok."
(Discovery of check next to door about 25 minutes after blonde departs. Calls cell phone.)
Brunette self: "Where are you?"
Blonde spouse: "Home Depot."
Brunette self: "You missing anything?"
Blonde spouse: "Nope. Got my card, my id, my wallet, my car keys, my cell phone."
Brunette self: "How about a check to pay the bill?"
Blonde spouse: "Crap."
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